Subject: National Insurance Number

From Isamaya:
Hi Dad, Im just in a meeting so I really cant talk. Please please could you email me my national insurance number so I can sign this form.  thanks! X

From Mike:
I'm a little sad that you felt too intimidated to talk to me, just had the number ready to give you.  Do you need the one starting 20? Better call me;  the other one has five digits: the first is the number of k's house  followed by the number of children AE has had followed by the number of children k has had three times :-)