Mike and Angela come home from the supermarket with full bags of shopping.
Hi. Is there anything that i can eat for dinner?
Er yes... Theres this chicken here.
Dad. I'm VEGETARIAN.

Isamaya's mobile phone starts to ring. It's Mike.
Hello?
Hi wiz. how far away are you
I'm at Queen Elisabeth bridge so about 10 minutes why?
You don't know whats happend to all the pork pies do you?
Dad. I'm a VEGETARIAN
Well i know but you haven't eaten them have you?
Isamaya hangs up.

There is a huge crashing outside and Mike runs out to find Angela with an axe in her hand hacking at the boat in the garden

'What do you think you are doing!'
'I'm bloody sick of this piece of crap rotting away in our back garden.'
'Look just calm down Ange. Stop being silly.'

She continues to hack aggressively at the rotting wood

'Keep Back! I'm not finished. just bugger off will you.'
'Alright, alright.. Just keep the bearings though will you? I might build a boat.'

Angela and Isamaya are sitting on the sofa watching TV and chatting about women. Mike is sitting on the opposite side of the room on his laptop. Dolly Parton comes on TV.

Isamaya: See, their the kind of tits dad likes. Massive ones like hers. Nigella Lawson types.
Mum: No. You'd be surprised, i think he prefers the flat chested type like Audrey Hepburn. You know, waifish and feminine.
Isamaya: Really?
Mum: Yes. I'm quite sure.
Mike: (without looking up from his computer) Actually I prefer the muscular type. German women are ideal