Saturday 10 January 2009

Isamaya has just come home and her parents are out.
She is trying to get into her parents bedroom to borrow her mums belt.
The door is locked so she rings Mike

Mike: Yes?
Isamaya: Hi dad, i'm just at home and cant get into your room
Mike: Yes?
Isamaya: Could you let me know where the keys are please?
Mike: Oh Isamaya!
Isamaya: Please dad.. I need a belt.
Mike: This is becoming extremely irritating.
Isamaya: Yes.
Mike: They're in the same place as before.

Isamaya: What? under the stairs?
Mike: Keep your voice down!
Isamaya: Dad, theres no one here?
Mike: Practicing a bit of discretion never hurt anyone.
Isamaya: Thanks Dad

Mike Puts the phone down and Isamaya goes to the stairs to find the key.
She unlocks the bedroom door only to realise he has removed the door handle.

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