Mike and Isamaya are sitting in the car in a traffic jam.
A woman in tight trousers walks past.

Isamaya: Dad!
Mike: What?
Isamaya: I saw that.
Mike: Saw what?
Isamaya: You perving on that woman's arse.
Mike: Don't be ridiculous.
Isamaya: I watched you check her out in the rear view mirror.
Mike: Oh Isamaya! I wasn't perving. I'm just interested in people. The fact she was wearing leggings is irrelevant.